ERNULF EDITORIAL

ERNULF EDITORIAL

February 2021

ISSUE THREE

PRINCIPAL'S UPDATE

SPRING TERM 

February 2021….Love is in the air!

 

Well……It’s frost actually…..BUT the love exuding in waves from everyone at Ernulf continues to thaw away the icy grip of COVID-19 and all its frosty variants on our school community.

 

Thank you to all our wonderful school staff, teachers, cleaners, catering, IT and site who have all played their part in ensuring that formal education continues in all its new forms for all of our students.
 

A special mention to Mr Murphy and Mr Davey who have worked tirelessly with the trust and local authority / local charities to ensure that over 85 households now have suitable electronic devices to continue their education.  We all continue to press on and with spring in the air we are all positive that good things are just around the corner.

 

I know that every single one of our staff would like to say how much they miss all of you but also how proud they have been of you and all your parents/families for helping ensure that education from school continues in the home – team work makes the dream work!
 

Keep up the good work and remember hands, face and space to keep safe!! 😊

 

Mr Bissoo’s 40 best jokes of 2020

 

  1. What do you call a skunk who flies in a helicopter? A smelly-copter!

  2. What do you get when you shake a cow? A milkshake!

  3. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

  4. Why did the bee get married? Because she found her honey!

  5. What did the ocean say to their airplane? Nothing, it just waved!

  6. Where do eskimo pigs live? In pig-loos.

  7. What’s a dinosaur called when it’s sleeping? A dino-snore!

  8. What did the cookie say to the annoying cookie? Crumb on!

  9. Why did Mickey Mouse go up in space? To find Pluto!

  10. What does Olaf eat for lunch? Icebergers!

  11. What letter is always wet? The C!

  12. How do you throw a space party? You planet.

  13. The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

  14. A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

  15. Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

  16. The broom swept the nation away.

  17. I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

  18. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds.

  19. I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

  20. Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humour.

  21. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing but des brie.

  22. Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

  23. I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it.

  24. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

  25. I read a book on anti-gravity. I couldn’t put it down.

  26. I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me.

  27. What did the buffalo say to his son? Bison.

  28. What should you do if you’re cold? Stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.

  29. How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.

  30. What did the alien say to the pitcher of water? Take me to your litre.

  31. What happens when you eat too many Alphabetti Spaghetti? You have a vowel movement.

  32. Sausage puns are the wurst.

  33. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

  34. How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting him for his birthday? He could sense his presence.

  35. Why shouldn’t you trust atoms? They make up everything.

  36. What’s it called when you have too many aliens? Extra-terrestrials.

  37. Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

  38. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

  39. What do cows tell each other at bedtime? Dairy tales.

  40. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Mr Bissoo